Dear Blog,
Sorry I have been away...
I was unfaithful...
and started to drink beer.
[Silence]
Actually...
Heineken.
[Gulping sound]
At a bar.
Two at a time.
Every night. And sometimes...
[Sounds of whimpering]
...by the jug.
I even applied for a loyalty card.
And got it.
[Male making remorseful sounds].
But I'm back. I'll be faithful, I will... but I'll stray.
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